Simon Says

Simon says you need at least 5 fruits for brekkie.

Simon says that if you don't poop first thing in the morning, you are a slave to your body.

Simon says he can't believe how many people have enough money to buy a Sprinter van.

Simon says he's not a climber but rather a slalom water skier/snowmobiler.

Simon says his favorite team is the Baltimore Ravens because he respects the way they run their operations. Also, he's never lived in Baltimore.

Simon say I should name this route after someone who cares but who really climbs in Malibu Creek anyway.

Begin the same as Malibu's Most Wanted, with the high undercling with no feet under the apron. After clipping the first bolt, follow the bolt path up right to a dish (big enough that you can stand in it) just below the overhang. Then climb the steep bulge to a small shelf midway up the overhang. After a quick shake, continue to the anchors.

Same start as Malibu's Most Wanted. Just past the trail leading to Toddlers Terrace. Climbs the bulge in the overhang in the middle of the headwall.

14 bolts to chain mussyhook anchors.